1.  He lives in a trailer off South Main

     where all those whores

     walk

     up & down

 

2.  He cinches his waist with a wide leather belt

     like a strongman.

 

3.  He owns a toothbrush in the

     shape of a nekkid

     woman.

 

4.  One time, when my car door was out of whack

     he bent the frame back into place

     with his bare hands.

     "That's how Mexicans fix cars." he said.

 

5.  He hates his only son.

     He does not know why.