PART I: PUNCH A
COMMUNIST'S LIGHTS OUT
A. Putting your
left foot forward in everything you do
This is a motivational speech about looking everywhere and being
ready for anything. You never know when something is coming at you
and you better be aware. Put your left foot forward in everything
you do. You don't understand now, but you will.
B. RECENT
EXPERIENCE I was on my way home taking public transportation
when all of a sudden, I walked off the last step and as the door
opened somebody hit me as I stepped off. Before I knew it, I
was already down. The bus driver was yelling but did little else.
The man ran away down the street like a coward. This whole incident
came down to the surprise of the moment. The man just came out of
nowhere and attacked me. I reflected on what had happened. He was
not a communist, but he was intoxicated. Even people you may avoid
and think are harmless may be dangerous. This is why, my friends,
you have to be ready at all times.
C. PAST KNOWLEDGE
Here is where the root of the story begins. Howard "Mac" McKonnel
owned Mac's Gym For Boys. He was an intimidating man, bald, with
guns for arms he referred to as footballs. He taught me boxing
lessons for a couple of years. He would always say, "Keep your hands
out of your pockets and your left foot forward." During our
sessions, he would pull out heavy bags. He pounded these punching
bags that had pictures of Khomeini and other fascists, dictators and
communists on them. He used to sell them to the Boys and Girls Club,
so young kids could learn how to punch a communist's lights out. As
he punched the bag and moved back and forth, his loose keys and
change jingled in his pocket.