Down, down, down to McDonalds I go,
there to wallow in tallow. Pleased
with grease, I gorge on portions
that create distortions between me
and lesser humanity. To eat, to eat,
until I cannot see my feet. I greet you,
and, if I could, I ‘d eat you, too.

(from The Eating Variations, set to music by Rob Paterson)