Open the door! Open the door!
Jo Jo yelled holding the smoking pan
in front of him,
like a fart white-knuckle gripping ass cheeks
in the wind.
Jimmy flung it open as Jo Jo dumped
the pan,
flinging hot grease at the sky, only to see Jillie standing
in the doorway shrieking in agony
as the burning grease scorched her skin.
Jimmy looked at Jo Jo who looked
right back,
and they both burst into laughter
as the theme music rolled
and Jillie just shook her dripping head.
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