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Okay.
I can’t remember your name, but your wife
(Sara? Tara?) calls you Bleshashuga when
you sneeze in front of company.
Her hair looks to have been lovingly
scavenged from a drainpipe.
Your smallest child isn’t as small as you’d
like, and so you do the only thing you
know—you call your mother to ask how
she is and hang up.
A strong chin is your best quality, and you
are always on time to work.
You always come late to dinner with
friends.
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